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Ben singing
Posted 4 months ago
Running Time:
3 minutes 16 seconds
Description: Our friend Ben Lucas singing at The Depot.
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Ben
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Bowling for Columbine - A brief history of the United States of America
Posted 4 months ago
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3 minutes 16 seconds
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Description: From "Bowling for Columbine" (2001)
Now it's time for a brief history of the United States of America. Hi, boys and girls! Ready to get started?
Once upon a time, there were these people in Europe called pilgrims and they were afraid of being persecuted. So they all got in a boat and sailed to the New World where they wouldn't have to be scared ever again.
- Oh, I'm so relaxed.
- I feel so much safer.
But as soon as they arrived, they were greeted by savages and they got scared all over again.
- Injuns!
So they killed them all. Now, you'd think wiping out a race of people would calm them down, but no. Instead, they started getting frightened of each other.
- Witch! Witch!
So they burned witches. In 1775 they started killing the British, so they could be free. And it worked. But they still didn't feel safe. So they passed a second amendment, which said every white man could keep his gun.
- I loves my gun, love's my gun!
This brings us to the genius idea of slavery. You see, boys and girls, the white people back then were also afraid of doing any work. So they went to Africa, kidnapped thousands of black people, brought them back to America, and forced them to work very hard for no money. And I don't mean no money like:
- I work at Wal-Mart and make no money.
I mean zero dollars. Nothing, nada, zip. Doing it that way made the USA the richest country in the world. So did having all that money and free help calm the white people down? No way. They got even more afraid. That's because after 200 years of slavery, the black people now outnumbered the white people in many parts of the South. Well, you can pretty much guess what came next. The slaves started rebelling. There were uprisings and old masters' heads got chopped off and when white people heard of this, they were freaking out. They going:
- I want to live! Don't kill me, big black man.
Well, just in the nick of time came Samuel Colt, who, in 1836 invented the first weapon ever that could be fired over and over without having to reload. And all the settlers were like:
- Yee-hah!
But it was too late. The North soon won the Civil War and the slaves were free. Yep, they were free now to go chop all the old masters' heads off. Then everybody was like:
- Oh, no, we're gonna die!
But the freed slaves took no revenge. They just wanted to live in peace. But you couldn't convince the white people of this. So they formed the Ku Klux Klan
and, in 1871 the same year the Klan became an illegal terrorist organization, another group was founded: the National Rifle Association. Soon, politicians passed one of the first gun laws,making it illegal for any black person to own one. It was a great year for America, the KKK and the NRA. Of course, they had nothing to do with each other and it was just a coincidence. One group legally promoted responsible gun ownership and the other group shot and lynched black people. And that's the way it was all the way to 1955, when a black woman broke the law by refusing to move to the back of the bus. White people just couldn't believe it.
- Huh?
- Why won't she move?
- What's going on?
Man, all hell broke loose. Black people everywhere started demanding their rights. And white people had a major, freaky-feel meltdown and they were all like:
- Run away! Run away!
And they did. They all ran fleeing to the suburbs, where it was all white and safe and clean. And they went out and bought a quarter-of-a-billion guns. And put locks on their doors, alarms in their houses and gates around the neighbourhoods. And finally, they were all safe and secure and snug as a bug. And everyone lived happily ever after...
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We don't want gays (but we do!!).
Posted 4 months ago
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2 minutes 27 seconds
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Description: This is part of an old army propaganda film encouraging high school kids to get fit for armed service. Are the gay erotic images an incidental, or quite deliberate??
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Ben
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He's My (1950s) Man
Posted 4 months ago
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3 minutes 29 seconds
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Description: 1950's Beefcake
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"Were the World Mine" from Were the World Mine (Movie Clip)
Posted 6 months ago
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5 minutes 2 seconds
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Description: When his drama teacher casts him as Puck in his school's upcoming production of "A Midsummer Night's Dream," Timothy (Tanner Cohen) turns in an inspired performance, whipping up a fittingly Shakespearean love potion with the power to turn people gay. He begins, of course, with the school jock -- the object of his affection. Tom Gustafson directs this unconventional movie-musical based on his award-winning short film, "Fairies.
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Mitch
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